Monthly Archives: September 2004

The Toilet Paper Mystery Part 2

Posted on September 30, 2004 by Matt

Having been to the International Toilet Paper Juggling Convention, Watson and I managed to interview a few key players in the arena and get some more info on what makes loo roll. Bill Harlton, top toilet brush juggler gave Watson … Continue reading →

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The Toilet Paper Mystery Part 1

Posted on September 29, 2004 by Matt

As I wandered into university this morning, I wondered about toilet paper?Who came up with it?How is it made?It says recycled on the package but how is it recycled?What do they do with it once you cleansed you mucky cheeks … Continue reading →

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The Matt Alphabet

Posted on September 24, 2004 by Matt

I’m a little bored so I thought I’d do a Matt alphabet (A new thingy I’ve jus made up). Basically It involves me going through every letter in the alphabet and saying what i think of (exciting huh!?). So standback, … Continue reading →

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Apostrophe Abuse

Posted on September 22, 2004 by Matt

I’ve jus had a rather boring lecture titled “Writing – Issues of grammar and spelling”. Now I’m known for appalling spelling and grammar, it was never a hot point for me (hence why I did computer science, all i need … Continue reading →

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Holy Calamity Scream Insanity

Posted on September 22, 2004 by Matt

Today’s educational musical treat is by some guys called “The Handsome Boy Modelling School”. The Track is called “Holy Calamity (Bear Witness II)” and is only worth listening to for the bit where the guys goes: “Holy calamity,scream insanity,all you’re … Continue reading →

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Star Warts

Posted on September 21, 2004 by Matt

At last!! It has arrived (yday morning)!!! Unfortunately I’m still pretty ill, and my eyes are sensitive to light (I’m writing this with me eyes half closed!). Anyway, I watched a bit of Return Of The Jedi last night & … Continue reading →

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death *cough* *splutter*

Posted on September 20, 2004 by Matt

I am pretty ill at the mo! I’m close to my death bed! I’ve got a cold/flu (haven’t decided which yet, i’ll see how bad it gets). To make matters worse I’ve gotta come into uni everyday to attend lectures … Continue reading →

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£100!!!

Posted on September 18, 2004 by Matt

Evening all!!! I’m back in the wonderful world of Macclesfield this weekend cos I’m face painting at a charity event 2moro. Unfortunately I have no artistic skills so I’ll be doing england flags and possibly pictures of the a cloudless … Continue reading →

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