Right!! That’s it!!! I’ve had up to here (my hand is touching the ceiling) with bloody computers!!! The flippin program keeps reseting all the work I do!!! All i want to do is change the name of a button on the screen & everytime it goes and wipes everything else i’ve already done!!! Who’s stupid idea was to create computers!!! I think it was some guy who came to this university actually, but he’s an idiot!!! Bill Gates – Loser!!! Mr Apple – Loser!!! Mr PC World – Loser!!! Grrr!!! Why did I take this flippin Degree? I’m gonna create a website dedicated to the destruction of computers! I can feel the satisfaction now of watching a pristine Pentium Doo-dah ultraplex taskmaster bionic headsplitter launched of the side of a cliff into a field full of mines (and sheep if you want to be sadistic, but the RSPCA might get on the case) and just watch it bounce (if it can bounce) and explode. And have the mouse still plugged in so you can the one-balled sucker trailing in the air behind it!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!
I think I’m gonna go get a coffee.
* I’ve jus found this fantastic game that represents what i want to do!!! I’m sure everyone will find satisfaction in it: http://antics.icepox.com/metelev.php. Ignore the foreign language, all nationalities can unite under a banner of hate to computers! And don’t stop pounding it, keep going, even when you think you’re done!!!
