Whinging

Right, I’ve come to whinge & moan!!! Stupid bloody computers again!!! I was set the task of trying to do a group project for 4-6 people on my own in 3 weeks (which got cut down to 2 cos my supervisors couldn’t produce the questions in time, but went up a bit when I offered to stay on an extra few days to try get some of it done (muppet!!)). Anyway, the people doing the group project have about 4 months to do it. So lets say there’s only 4 people in the group and each do say 2hours a day (not realistic but possible if they were really sad, which considering they do computer science is probably true) that means one person would have 240 hours for their part of the project (in my terms of my working days equals 24 days (if i go hardcore and do 10 hours a day)). Now if we suddenly remember “Oh yeah, there’s four of us!” That means (i can’t do maths in my head, hold on…)960 hours, which equals 96 days or 3 months!!!! I’ve had less than 3 bloody weeks!!! I mean I know I’m great and all that, but come on!!! I have a life (well bits of it) and I’m not gonna spend 10 hours a day slaving in front of a screen trying to write a stupid holiday booking system to see if your stupid lab works ok!!! RAGE!!!!! RAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!

(bashes keyboard on head & chews on mouse cable)

GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! POO-CHEWS!!!!!!!! I’m not even being paid any more for this!!! Infact I think after 2moro I’ll just tell them that it was unrealistic that i’d ever finish doing this project & they’re both big fat & smelly people then I’ll stick my tongue out at them, moon in their faces (whilst explaining what I’m doing to Robert because he’s blind) and then blow a raspberry whilst my bum hangs out and walk out of the door (making sure i don’t trip over my trousers, which would be really embarrasing)!!!

About Matt

I work as a frontend js developer and backend Java developer for an Investment Bank in London. I also wrote and look after subtunes an open source frontend for Subsonic music server. In my spare time I try to DJ, practice Kung Fu and sharpen my code skills
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