It’s just my luck! I’ve done all the work required except the easiest bit which I left til last only to find the stupid departments licence for the program i need to use has expired!!! That means the easy bit has become near impossible! I swear I must be working in a department run by the cast of sesame street!!! Can not sort anything out properly?
*tsk* Computer Scientist’s! We make out we’re the most intelligent lifefrom on earth yet all the signs say that it is not so!
- We have no social lives
- We have no dress sense
- We have no personnal hygiene
- We have no girlfriends
- We get excited about recieving a stick of 512MB SD-RAM in the post
- We name our computers after girls
- We even try and make our computers look cool by cutting huge wholes out of the side and sticking lights in them
- We tell the worst jokes possible and laugh at them! (There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t)
- We have faces glowing from the radiation of our computer monitors cos we’ve been sat up til 4am trying to write a program that’ll calculate the amount of money we need to buy a program to calculate the amount of money we need to buy a program that’ll calculate…
- We have pictures of cartoon girls with no clothes on as the wallpaper on our screens
- We listen to Led Zep and Bon Jovi
- Instead of washing our clothes we write programs that simulate the view of what it will look when we put our clothes in the washing machine and turn it on (with 3 different view points including inside the washing machine! Ooo, excitement!)
- A night out involves leaving our room to plug in the new network cable so we can chat to our house mate without having to be in the same room!?!
- We’ve never even seen a razor (including the female of the species)
- We are all skinny, spotty, greasey, spectacle wearing, smelly freaks. Look what this job has made of me->
I just wish God would hear my prayers!!! Please save me!!! I’m begging, don’t let my nightmare’s become reality!! Mum!!!
