Last night I had a fantastic meal at Café James! It was c’est magnifique! We had a succulent whole roast chicken (carved by own fair hands), crisp (to a T I might add) roast potatoes, vegetables (quite a lot of it too – helps towards 5-a-day) and ahhh! Bisto!!! Gravy granules. If were Egon Ronney or whatever his name i would rate Café James 4*’s for the meal & 2* for the environment. Firstly (due to my own stupidity) I couldn’t find his house (I deleted the text with it in! Doh!) and secondly the house (as is typical of all student houses) looks like a 1970′s terraced house (cos it is). But I recommend his services to all people! God bless you and your culinary skills James – forever will your meal be in my belly (til it’s been digested and excreted).

And here is a human sized chicken chilling out on a sofa