For some reason poetry has been a common conversation topic/theme this week! I’ve noticed many people have written poems on the web & I was chatting with Thanh Mai about how a weeping willow can be poetic!? I had no idea wat she was on about. But anyway, I’ve had a bash & written a few poems about people I know & other things! If there’s one about you feel blessed that I took the time to create a masterpiece for you!
A poem about me
There was a handsome boy called Matt!
He was “Down with the kids” and all that!
He would show of his moves,
bustin’ some grooves,
whilst guys pointed and shouted out “Prat!”
A poem about a girl
I know a girl who likes to run.
She tries to convince me it’s fun!
She’ll set off one way,
and run for a day,
but ends up back where she begun.
A poem about Sven
There was a lad who liked nu metal,
and his teabags were stored near the kettle.
He would put on a frock,
and freak out to rock
whilst disinfecting the toilet with Dettol.
A poem about a physics boy
There was a boy by the surname Davie,
whose hair was short, black and wavy.
He wrote equations all night,
til dark turned to light,
Then he’d get up and re-heat the gravy.
A poem about love in a tub
I like to eat ice cream!
In amounts that are truly obscene!
I have five tubs a night,
after which my trousers get tight.
And i throw it back up in the latrine!
A poem about Genesis chapter 1
There was a big guy called God,
who was roaming around on his tod!
He saw the world was empty
and said “Let there be plenty”
And the sea suddenly filled up with Cod!
