This post is dedicated to laura, the most beautiful, fantastic, amazing girl a guy could know! Unfortunately, she has been neglected from this blog cos she’s in France, but due to much pressure, she will now feature prominently on it. Infact, I will dedicate a poem to her:
To Laura
There is a bird called Laura,
And no-one likes to ignore her.
Her face shines with beauty,
and her farts are quite fruity
Oh, how much we adore her.
(Is that alright for you?)