My New House

Well, I’m all settled in my new house with Master William and Madame Laura and the fun has already begun!!! I’ve just helped Will fail his first assignment, a poster detailing the uses of RFID tags and pets. Our great “eye-catching” title was….

RFID: Doing It Doggy Style

We’ve also had some genius quotes so far. One of Laura’s mates described Hugh Grant as a “a dirty hooker… sleeper… with-er
We have also discovered Will knows the exact time of sex scenes in most films (I think Monsters Ball is around 1hr28mins according to him – He was pretty much spot on!)
I also ended up in tears of laughter at 4am on saturday with Laura as I poured my heart out to her and Rick, whilst Rick sat there bobbing his head up and down to The Go! Team and trying whistle. (I think it was one of those moments you had to be there for)

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