How much to attend your brothers wedding?

My Big Bro and his FianceéWell it looks the Goldspink clan are getting into the marriage game! My older older sister (I have another older one, who’s younger than the oldest one, so I call her my younger older sister) is getting married in July to Paul (whose birthday it is 2moro infact! Pants! Best go get him a present). Then my brother is getting married to Laia in September! Mum keeps pestering for grandkids. She wants them before she pops her clogs I think, which is fair enough! Anyway, it turns out I’m gonna be in New York working when my bro gets married which means I have to fly back. If I was flying back to the UK that would be fine, flights are only about £200-300. Unfortunately, being the difficult person that he is, he lives in Mallorca and is getting married there! which means the cheapest flights are gonna cost £600 and it’ll take me 11 hrs to get there (there aren’t any direct)!!! Let’s just say I won’t be buying him wedding present!! Oh!!! I’ve had agenius idea, I could put a donate button on my blog and any people could donate to the cause of me not missing my brothers wedding! I think thats fairly worthy :D A bit cheeky, but definately worthy.

About Matt

I work as a frontend js developer and backend Java developer for an Investment Bank in London. I also wrote and look after subtunes an open source frontend for Subsonic music server. In my spare time I try to DJ, practice Kung Fu and sharpen my code skills
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2 Responses to How much to attend your brothers wedding?

  1. kerrie says:

    lol, oh ppl getting married. my parents want me to get married so that I can get financial aid for college… this is among the: become a japanese prostitute/ join the army, schemes so i wouldn’t be too worried.
    my parents are crazy

  2. Matt says:

    Can I ask how you become a Japanese prostitute? Would you have reconstructive surgery or just use face paints to make yourself look Japanese?
    (Happy Easter btw)

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