My Bathroom Is Clean

Today I cleaned the bathroom and it magnificent! Ever since the builders tore down our doors and ripped the flooring in there, the lino floor has had huge bulges in it. So, I got a screwdriver (it’s the only tool we have in our house) and bashed it all flat. I then disinfected everything in sight (including the bottles of shampoo in which were slowing growing plants from underneath them). I then got on my hands and knees literally and scrubbed the floor clean. It looks magnificent in there now. Infact Laura’s been in there twice! She had a pee, then she had so much excitement when she was in there she had to walk back in and go again!!!

UPDATE: I just had a poo in there, and it is so nice! Next time I’m gonna take a book so I can spend longer and savour it’s cleanliness!

About Matt

I work as a frontend js developer and backend Java developer for an Investment Bank in London. I also wrote and look after subtunes an open source frontend for Subsonic music server. In my spare time I try to DJ, practice Kung Fu and sharpen my code skills
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One Response to My Bathroom Is Clean

  1. kerrie says:

    That’s disgusting, most ppl dont talk about their bodily functions that way, esp. not after describing how nice and clean one has made one’s living space. Yuck, and you’re so excited about soiling the cleanliness.
    I’m tired, and stressed
    how ’bout you?

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