I always hated the attention seeking kids at school. Why couldn’t they just make friends with people in the normal way? Just talk to them! Play football every now and then (or whatever the in thing is – I think Rollerblading and YoYo’s were in things whilst I was at school). I remember one attention seeking guy who claimed he was from Jupiter and his Dad was the ruler of Jupiter. He would sit there at the back of class and try and shoot people with his Laser armed Ventolin Inhaler!?! (It’s true, Amy & Mul will confirm it for me). At least he’s not climbed into a glass bubble full of water for 7 days like David Blaine. Seriously, I think he has some issues! First burial, then ice, then starving in a glass box (did he stand on pillar for a week once too or something?), now he’s drowning himself for fun! Actually, I don’t hate the guy so much I want him to die, but wouldn’t it be a great news story if he did? Actually it wouldn’t, thats quite a harsh thing to say. Sorry David. Good luck with your underwater thingy. One question though? Won’t you be swimming in your own piss after a day or so?
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I hope he has a tube up his bum or something, otherwise it’s gonna get very gross, very uncomfortable and probably both :S
He’s probably taken some form of Immodium…
Surely having a tube up your bum id very uncomfortable and very gross?
yeah, but without would be worse
“My system is completely empty and I did that so there’s no waste. That way in the sphere I don’t have to use the bathroom.”
He doesn’t need any tubes
Yeah how many people have said that before heading out on a long car journey? Bear in mind he’s got plenty to drink in a bubble full of water. Surely some that is gonna go into him & some of it is gonna come out of him!