Sadly I seem to addicted every year and this year is no exception. But it’s been a cracking series so far! Here’s a quick run down of some of my (least) favourite housemates and some highlights so far:
Shabaz the epitome of annoying and social imcompetence! It was literally like watching David Brent when he does some of the stupidest things ever and you just sit there and cringe, except this guy was for real! Sadly he walked out after a few days.- Dawn being ejected for rule breaking and telling Big Brother to “Shut Up” over 90 times in the space of 4 minutes whilst being told off by Big Brother! I read in the papers she’s trying to sue BB, but she can’t afford a lawyer so she’s going on hunger strike to try and get the video tapes of her time in the house. Dawn, I hope you starve you muppet! Get over it!!! No one cares!
Nikki is the real life version of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless. I can’t believe people like her exist, but she absolutely fantastic!!! Some of the stuff she comes out with is amazing!! It’s as if she was down at Boots buying more lipliner while God was handing out the brains!- Finally Sezer, Grace & Imogen (or the plastics as they seem to be called now). These guys all think they’re ‘it’, especially Sezer who thinks he’s Gods gift to women (that was Barry White mate). Yesterday he found out he was up for eviction and said to everyone, “I won’t be going because all the girls will vote for me to stay”! Needless to say he’s odds on favourite to be kicked out tomorrow! What a muppet! Then Imogen the other day after hearing Richard had called her fake turns to him and goes “I’ve never been two faced about anyone in here”. What was it you were saying to Sezer the other day that got you banned from nominating love? Do these people seriously not know they’re on TV 24-7!?!
Quote of the week by Pete who suffers from Tourettes (a disorder where you have uncontrollable outbursts) talking to Richard about Sezer & the Plastics:
“Wankers! …wow, my tourettes was in context!”
Utter genius!!!
