“I’m cool”

I have discovered I have much to learn about the ways of the force still. My Jedi skills in the “seeing-things-before-they-happen” department aren’t quite up to scratch. Infact after what happened yesterday, I think there’s good proof, they’re worse than those of normal people. “What happened” you ask?
Well, I went shopping with my sister yesterday, we were in Argos and were just leaving the shop. She went through one glass door, I walked straight into the other closed glass door! Full on, in public, with loud “Thud!”. Fortunately I only got a bruised head and bruised ego. It was very embarrasing so I won’t be showing me face around town for a bit, mainly because I’ll be in Manchester, but also cos there’s a small ugly bruise on my forehead.
I’m such a divvy!

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I Am Still Alive

Since the 12th day of advent has been and gone I thought I’d best take down my christmas decorations. Also, I haven’t posted in ages because I’m stressed out with exams, job applications, project work and general doom!!!
I hope everyone is well and my heart goes out to all affected by the Tsunami!

Matt (*slightly depressed now christmas is over*)

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To Laura The Amazing Girl In The World Ever!!!!

This post is dedicated to laura, the most beautiful, fantastic, amazing girl a guy could know! Unfortunately, she has been neglected from this blog cos she’s in France, but due to much pressure, she will now feature prominently on it. Infact, I will dedicate a poem to her:

To Laura

There is a bird called Laura,
And no-one likes to ignore her.
Her face shines with beauty,
and her farts are quite fruity
Oh, how much we adore her.

(Is that alright for you?)

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An Interlude

Just a quick check up! I hope none of you tried to open the doors early while I was away!!! I’d be very disappointed if any of you did!!!

I just needed to publicly congratulate myself for becoming the Uno champion as well now!!! After a mammoth Uno session with Marie (lasting until 1.30am), I had won pretty much every game which I think conclussively proves that I am champion! I think you need to come up with a new game where I won’t kick ass!!! I would also like to congratulate Thanh Mai on getting her Kung Fu grades. I won’t be teasing her anymore!

I hope everyone is having a merry christmas so far!!! Look out for door number 6 tomorrow!!!

Matt
3 times Animal Game Champion 2004
Uno Champion 2004

PS I’m not competitive, honestly!

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Ta-Da!!!

Well here it is!! My new blog template!!! As you can see, I’ve sexed it up a bit for christmas. There’s a picture of my dog, Chloe, getting into the christmas spirit and the “ho-ho-homie” is reference to DJ Santa. Anyway, as I said before things are going to change and since it’s christmas I’ve decided to turn my blog into an… (drum roll please)

ADVENT
CALENDAR

So everyday (hopefully), there’ll be a new door and you can have look whats behind it!!!

So enjoy and have a very, merry christmas!!!!

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Another profound statement to waste space

Yesterday was Chris’s 21st, so we went out for a curry. During the meal we started discussing family motto’s. I don’t think my family has one, so I decided to make one up. The result:
I have my mothers genes

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Brocolli in a lecture!?!

A month or so ago, our lecturer passed around a piece of brocolli for us to look at in our lecture. We do computer science!?!?! Go figure!!!

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A Random Post To Waste Space

In order to get the page to load quicker (there’s a few to many pics – I’ll have to compress some, some more) – I’ve put in this post and few more random ones. So I shall say something profound.

Where there is a trunk, there is an elephant.

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