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How rubbish are the British public!
Very rubbish! I’ve decided I’m never going to get into rubbish TV shows like Big Brother again, because they just leave me disappointed with the state of people’s opinions. Tonight, Nikki was evicted from Big Brother. Out of a choice of 11 people, they evicted the one who has the most personality and is by far the funniest housemate in the whole series!!! Are they bloody mad? I’m so riled (I never use that word – I’ve expanded my vocabulary to get my frustration across). If you’ve not watched Big Brother, and I can understand why, then just let yourself go for a minute and watch a few videos of Nikki’s best bits all hand picked from new friend Youtube.
- Nikki’s audition tape
- Nikki complaining about not being able to drink tap water as she only has bottled water (An absolute classic!)
- Nikki recites HER version of the alphabet (missing out U & V – utter genius!!!)
- Nikki complaining about being Big Brother’s PA (Another Classic)
- Another Classic – Nikki complaining about the heatng in the diary room (I’m so cooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllldddddddd – add warbling effect to last word)
- And another classic! (She’s ace! What can I say) Nikki in the biggest huff ever!
I’m just gonna leave it at thoes for now. If i find anymore I’ll put them up, but here’s some pics of the many faces of Nikki!
Big Brother So Far
Sadly I seem to addicted every year and this year is no exception. But it’s been a cracking series so far! Here’s a quick run down of some of my (least) favourite housemates and some highlights so far:
Shabaz the epitome of annoying and social imcompetence! It was literally like watching David Brent when he does some of the stupidest things ever and you just sit there and cringe, except this guy was for real! Sadly he walked out after a few days.- Dawn being ejected for rule breaking and telling Big Brother to “Shut Up” over 90 times in the space of 4 minutes whilst being told off by Big Brother! I read in the papers she’s trying to sue BB, but she can’t afford a lawyer so she’s going on hunger strike to try and get the video tapes of her time in the house. Dawn, I hope you starve you muppet! Get over it!!! No one cares!
Nikki is the real life version of Alicia Silverstone in Clueless. I can’t believe people like her exist, but she absolutely fantastic!!! Some of the stuff she comes out with is amazing!! It’s as if she was down at Boots buying more lipliner while God was handing out the brains!- Finally Sezer, Grace & Imogen (or the plastics as they seem to be called now). These guys all think they’re ‘it’, especially Sezer who thinks he’s Gods gift to women (that was Barry White mate). Yesterday he found out he was up for eviction and said to everyone, “I won’t be going because all the girls will vote for me to stay”! Needless to say he’s odds on favourite to be kicked out tomorrow! What a muppet! Then Imogen the other day after hearing Richard had called her fake turns to him and goes “I’ve never been two faced about anyone in here”. What was it you were saying to Sezer the other day that got you banned from nominating love? Do these people seriously not know they’re on TV 24-7!?!
Quote of the week by Pete who suffers from Tourettes (a disorder where you have uncontrollable outbursts) talking to Richard about Sezer & the Plastics:
“Wankers! …wow, my tourettes was in context!”
Utter genius!!!
Wii over Sony Playstation
Following on from my earlier post about how much I want a Wii. Looks like I’m not the only one! This video shows what happened when the doors opened at E3 the other day. Note that the Sony Playstation stand is on the left and just watch where the masses go. I bet Sony must be pissed off! Especially since you can buy 2 Wii’s for the price of one Playstation 3! Hahaha!
BBC interviews a potential cleaner on air!!!
The BBC have excelled themselves once again. This time they interviewed a man who they thought was an IT expert live on BBC News 24. It turned out the man was there for a job interview to become a cleaner! Utter genius! To see the story click here
Oh… Dave nearly died!
Well, turns out David Blaine did almost die last night. Having been in his bubble for nearly around a week, he decided to go for the world record of holding his breath underwater for 9 minutes. He passed out at 7 minutes and had to be rescued! Not only that but his skin is peeling, one of the many side effects of long term submersion in water. Other side effects include nerve damage, blackouts, sleep deprivation and skin problems. What a muppet! You can watch a video clip of his failed attempt on BBC News.
Titanic 2: Two The Surface
Bless her. When I spoke to Amy the other day, she was convinced that there was going to be a sequel to Titanic & that she’d already seen the trailer. Well I didn’t doubt she’d seen the trailer, but I was fairly dubious about it being a fake trailer. Well now I’ve seen it & it’s genius!!! Absolute genius! Watch it below or check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4
My challenges for 2006
Ok, so it’s new a year, new beginnings, blah, blah, blah. Well i see it as a new year and new challenges! This year, I have set myself 25 things to do before the year is up! Ok, it’s not many but I think some of them may be quite hard.
Matt’s 25 Tasks For 2006
- Shake a celebrities hand (The more famous the more points!)
- Get my name in a newspaper (preferably national)
- Win on the lottery (added bonus if I can do it without buying a ticket!)
Try sushi (real sushi, not M&S sexed up bland rubber fish)COMPLETED!!- DJ in a club (Haven’t done that properly in a while)
- Learn to play an instrument (can restart the Cello cos I still remember it)
- Learn a new language and speak it in it’s country of origin (French and German not allowed)
- Have a poo on an aeroplane (a lower class form of the Mile High Club)
- Chat a stranger on the bus/train/plane (bonus points if I collect a phone number/email address or home address)
- Go skinny dipping (must not get arrested)
- Put the silent ‘P’ into swimming pool (bonus points for blaming it on an incontinent elderly person)
- Break the law in a novel way! (Ooo… i am feeling naughty! Must also avoid arrest)
- Do an eskimo roll in a kayak (last attempt was 2 years ago in Devon. Almost drowned)
- Text, email or call at least one person a day
- Be Barry Lovechild for a night (Live the dream!)
Get a tattoo (i hope it doesn’t hurt)- Get fat!!! (I’ve been skinny for 21 years)
Make a mix CD without any cheesey songs on it (This is the easy one, so at least I’ll have a chance of completing something on this list!)COMPLETED!!Get a 1st in my degree (best start revising for that one!)- Have an operation (Preferably nothing to serious. Also, can not be from self-inflicted injuries just to cross this off the list)
- Go on a blind date (I’ve never had one! Anyone wanna help with this one let me know. Best done whilst I’m single)
Wear pink for a day (I’m umm-ing and ahh-ing over whether a pink shirt counts. Bonus marks if hit on by a gay guy whilst wearing it. Extra bonus mark if hit on by a girl whilst wearing it)- Score a goal in a football match (Must be at least 5-a-side)
- Go on TV (Bonus marks if any of the above are completed whilst on TV)
- Make someone cry with joy! (Finish on a happy note!)
I’ve also come up with a few rules for myself to give myself a useful way to reflect on the event (what a load of crap). Here are the initial rules:
- The game starts at 00:00 1st January 2006. Any tasks completed before then are counted as practices.
- Once midnight strikes on 31 December 2006, the game is up (and I may start a new one if I had enough fun!)
- I shall keep my blog updated of all completed tasks.
- Completed tasks must have proof, e.g. photo’s, written witness statements, video footage.
- I shall also be giving myself a score out of 10 for how I well I feel I succeeded in the task at hand.
- Any task can be completed more than once.
- Combined tasks have their score combined and multiplied by the number of tasks. For example, if I were to do number 1, 8 and 24 at the same time (have a poo on a plane whilst shaking Judy Finnigans hand on TV) I would get:
- 3 x sum of points for success of each operation
If anyone else wants to have a go aswell it would be interesting to see how you do! So let me know!!! This message will self destruct in *boom*
